"EVERYONE FUCK OFF" COFFEE TABLE BOOK
A charmingly relatable, soft-covered, coffee-table book filled with illustrations.
50 glorious, full-colour pages now on AMAZON!

PERSONALIZED VIDEO GREETINGS! 
Perfect as a gift, birthday greeting, cheer-me-up, or rebuke! 
Email: DevenGreen@gmail.com for details! $30 
Email: BettyBowersVideoRequests@gmail.com for details. $40 

GREETING CARDS, FRIDGE MAGNETS & STICKERS!
16 different quotes from Deven's videos on greetings cards. Blank inside. Pick one or all!
Buy at Palm Springs Bottle Shop (Mojave Flea Market) or email DevenGreen@gmail.com

USB FASHION CUFF. PLUG IN THE USB FLASH DRIVE TO ENJOY VIDEOS!
'Well Hello' is embossed on this high-quality cufflette for your wrist! But, plug in the USB to enjoy my videos!
Cuff and shipping USA only $30

T-SHIRT, BAGS, TANK TOPS
An amazing ukulele-playing Deven rendition by artist Peter Savieri! Click on shirt to order.