GREETING CARDS!
16 different quotes from Deven's videos on greetings cards. Blank inside. Pick one or all!
Only at: Palm Springs Bottle Shop (Mojave Flea Market) 

CAMEO PERSONALIZED VIDEO GREETINGS!
Click on either the Deven Green $30 or Betty Bowers $40 image to order a personal greeting. 
Perfect as a gift, birthday greeting, cheer-me-up, or rebuke! 

"EVERYONE FUCK OFF" COFFEE TABLE BOOK
A charmingly relatable, soft-covered, coffee-table book filled with illustrations. 60 pages total. 
Book, plus luggage tag and shipping USA only $35 

Buy the book and get a complimentary, yet highly offensive luggage tag. 

USB FASHION CUFF. PLUG IN THE USB FLASH DRIVE TO ENJOY VIDEOS!
'Well Hello' is embossed on this high-quality cufflette for your wrist! But, plug in the USB to enjoy my videos!
Cuff and shipping USA only $30

T-SHIRT, BAGS, TANK TOPS
An amazing ukulele-playing Deven rendition by artist Peter Savieri! Click on shirt to order.