DEVEN GREEN


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Deven Green is the creator/voice of the
Brenda Dickson comedy parody series.

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Deven started out as a professional figure skater whose triple-gold medal status is memorialized in her hometown located in the remote, isolated, boreal tundra of Northern Canada. She was called in by Disney to recreate the figure skating portions of "Blades of Glory" and "Ice Princess" which proves she can still turn a trick. Realizing she didn't want to don a Smurf costume to tour with Ice Capades, she transitioned to a brief modeling jaunt where she quickly discovered that any industry who prefers a closed mouth was not for her. Thankfully her sizable comic talents landed her in Toronto where she graduated from Seneca College at the top of her class and perfected her comedic sensibilities at Second City. Landing several national commercials and movie roles gave her the money to feed her insatiable addiction to Pez candy dispensers. Deven lives in Los Angeles with her husband and comedy party Joel Bryant an their kitten 'WHEN.'

With self-discipline engrained from years of early morning skating practice and late night comedy shows, Deven quickly excelled to win ten Best Female Improvisor / Sketch Comedy Performer awards from the LAC, prevailed in Craig Shoemaker's Comedy Idol competition, and won "Best of the Fest" at the First International Hollywood Comedy Festival as one-half of the nationally recognized improv duo
Composte Comedy Heap
.

Well Hello,
I, Me, am here in
<whisper> hollywood <end whisper>.
I've hermetically sealed you
on this page -
I hope you don't take umbrage with that.

I am truly
overwhelmed and thankful
to everyone who has
supported my comedy parodies. The outpouring of emails, photos and videos lets me know that there are others who enjoyed the 80's as much as I did.

Whoosh.


Fact: Deven is not a mensa member.

 

 

Deven and Joel met in 1998 and immediately began performing together as a comedy duo.
Seven years later Joel proposed during a game of bingo at a Pez convention.
They were married in Los Angeles 10/14/2007.
Joel's birthday is 10/15.
Someone made damn sure Joel will never forget their anniversary.


A great profile means a long marriage.

HOOT!

Deven & Joel have just been
cast in and are recording
THE CUBES
(The first myspace animated series)
The Cubes - Coming Soon

Deven is the new face and voice of
Mrs. Betty Bowers (America's Best Christian)
www.BettyBowers.com
Betty Bowers Music Video
You're Going Straight To Hell

Deven's 'Airline Rant' will be aired on
Current TV ... soon.

Back Soon is being released and Deven plays the knife-fighting prostitute...very soon.

One of the best and funniest shows I have ever been in:
Mortified

Great Quotes from MATRIMONIUM:

Her inimitable charm is etched over the reality-show spoof Matrimonium which won Philly Fest Favorite where Deven's bizarrely observant TV show hostess role, Andre Genous, was lauded:

"The best character, however, is the deadpan hostess"
-Gary Kramer, San Francisco Bay Times
"a pitch perfect performance by Deven Green as the vacuous TV show hostess."
-IMDB
"really standout funny performance by Deven Green as the show hostess
."

-Bryan Irrera
"Matrimionium is at its best when we are looking at the zoned out hostess."
-DVD Verdict
The real joy for me was to see a completely original character pop out in Deven Green's game show hostess. I guarantee you haven't come across this person in any other movie. In a film that was largely improv she delivers a daring and innovative creation. If there isn't an award for that there should be.
-Mike B - Collector's Gem


Deven and Joel have been cast in a lot of projects together but are rarely in the same scene...
we doubt this will change.
Curious? Click here to find out.
Deven and Joel
 

VOICE OVER:
Click Here: Deven Green's Voice Demo

With over 30 years of practice at talking, it is no surprise that her voice was enlisted for Disney commercials, Cineplex Odeon's film listings, Subaru car commericals, Heal The Bay Foundation, ADR for Charlie Matthau's "Her Minor Thing," "The Music Within," and Roger Kumble's "Just Friends."

As a regular character guest-voice on The Howard Stern and Mancow radio shows, the viewer response was as expected:
"you lady, are disgusting,"
and,

"I hope you get hit by a bullet."

WRITING:

Deven has a solid comedy writing background from sketch comedy shows in both Toronto and Los Angeles to random speech writing (Marlee Matlin, Donny Osmond, Sharon Osbourne, Garth Brooks and Leslie Neilson for the Starkey Foundation) to extraordinarily well-worded eBay auctions.

What did the LA Times reviewer say?

"Ms. Green is zany and energetic"

"…clever and inspired…"

"Green…did a rib-achingly funny impersonation of Katherine Hepburn."

Yes, all the Brenda Dickson parodies are created by me...partly improv, partly written
but always how I speak in real life.

With a hard-earned reputation as one of the best (and easiest to work with) female improvisors in Los Angeles, this smart-mouthed, dual-citizen is talented in any country…
at least that is what Deven will tell you.

 

FAST FACT:

Deven was born missing both bottom ribs but had 3 sets of buck teeth.

She appeared as a model in Chatelaine, GQ, Canadian Living and Marie Clarie. During a live fashion show Deven tried a self-tanning lotion which only made her look marbelized. Then, the fake press-on nails snagged in her panty hose and, at the time, could not afford a second contact lens.
While walking down the catwalk she apologized to the audience saying
'Sorry, this is my first show!' ...and last.



It's like looking into a mirror isn't it.

 
IMDb Listing
MORE MORE MORE

I got to interview my idol Robert Morse
the brilliant Tony-award winning actor
(as Truman Capote)
.
.
Not only is he a superior actor,
but he is an absolute gentleman.
The interview is on my camcorder if you want to come over and watch it.

As the host/interviewer of the stripper-fest 'Trash T.V.'
all I can remember is Joel showing me how his hand was, and I quote,
'good for chopping stuff.'

Joel was playing a purveyor of porn.
This video won't come back to haunt us.



If you love Harland Williams' movies and stand up comedy, see Harland and friends acting insane in hilarious sketches written and directed by Harland himself.
"The caramel corn of your mind streams through fields of toe-nail refuse and dreams of beehive hair-do's. There's no sweeter treat than those meanderings that originated in your feet and sprang forth into the world unabated from the broken down refrigerator corners of your own personal universe."

Starring: Harland Williams, Sean Tweedly, Deven Green,
Kevin Hearn, Fred Beasly, Sean Keene

I owe everything to Harland so buy the DVD at: www.HarlandWilliams.com

 

 

How could I resist being the cover girl for the Recycler magazine.

Jealous much?


Joel said one day I may work my way up to the Penny Saver.

 

There is nothing like performing in Vegas. Two for years we did week-long shows for Comdex and got on the cover of the Las Vegas newspaper.

Vegas is excellent when you spend other people's money.


 

I recreated each jump, spin, footwork and fall sound for both ICE PRINCESS and BLADES OF GLORY.

Check out the short video of how this is done:
BLADES OF GLORY


Since I was playing a reporter from Norway - I thought it best to have that
'not a thought in her head look.'

That was acting. Thank you.


The following is a recap of the premiere episode of SPY TV which was the highest rated episode ever. I did 3 episodes.

"The final segment involved a husband, Nate, getting revenge on his wife, Keisha, for racking up over $1000 in psychic hotline calls. Keisha is a self-professed fanatic for anything supernatural, and they managed to get her to go to their “psychic,” Mistress Deven. Nate had provided her with information ahead of time so Keisha would fully believe in Deven’s powers. Then, Deven tells Keisha that she can feel the power in Keisha as well. She asks Keisha to use the power to read her, and then agrees with everything Keisha says. Then she urges Keisha to use her mental abilities to move a candle sitting on a wall ledge behind Devin. Unbeknownst to Keisha, there is a Spy TV operative behind the wall, ready to move various objects with a powerful magnet. Keisha looks very serious, like she’s straining herself to move the candle. Suddenly, it moves. She keeps moving that and other items, talking about how the effort is “draining” her. I laughed. Keisha tries to leave but Deven brings her back to try to get rid of the negative energy. She has Keisha wear a ridiculous hat and say magic words while the lights flicker and items fly off shelves. Keisha again tries to run, but Deven brings her back, “You’re…on…Spy…TV.”

The following is what happened in episode 2 of SPY TV! The pizza delivery man was not seriously injured but all major news stations picked up the story 'HOW FAR WILL REALITY TV GO?'

I played a patient dying in a seedy hotel-room surgery (you are looking at pig skin and intestines; it's not the real inside of my flat tummy okay?).
Every half hour we ordered pizza to urgently enlist a delivery guy to help the 'doctors.' Very funny idea until one of the pizza guys actually jumped out of the second-story hotel-room window thinking he was going to be operated on. For some reason I started laughing.